To get extremely drunk at parties while throwing oneself on random people to end up throwing up all over the place then pass out with one's eyes open.
"Did you see Abby at the party last night?"
"Oh. My. God. She got so Canary Wasted."
"That is so ratched it makes me want to puke. But first, let me take a selfie."
"Oh. My. God. She got so Canary Wasted."
"That is so ratched it makes me want to puke. But first, let me take a selfie."
by Canary Wasted May 21, 2014
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Words that emphasize the drunken state, it can also be used to preview a desired state of mind.
Caused by excess drinking & minor marijuana consumption.
Caused by excess drinking & minor marijuana consumption.
Lory: Get off the floor Jennifer! Let's go home!
Jennifer: Yeah! I don't know how I got so shit wasted.
Lory: You had a drink in your hand all night.
Jennifer: NottTruuu... *barf.
Jennifer: Yeah! I don't know how I got so shit wasted.
Lory: You had a drink in your hand all night.
Jennifer: NottTruuu... *barf.
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Get the Turkey Wasted mug.A term used for somebody who is quite intoxicated, typically with beverages such as Greene King IPA. Used by Alexander Robertson in the group UK Simpsons II, when asking for Simpsons episodes. Although roasted for his post originally, he then became internet famous thanks to the group and in other social media after featuring in a BuzzFeed post.
Eric: Man, we're quite drunk, aren't we?
Nick: Nah mate, we've been on the IPA lad. That means that we're in fact absolutely wasted!
Nick: Nah mate, we've been on the IPA lad. That means that we're in fact absolutely wasted!
by LionelHutz February 17, 2017
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Words commonly used to describe her;
Slag, Tramp, Whore, Druggy, Gold Digger.
She has the following attributes;
A vagina as wide as the Atlantic Ocean.
Teeth as yellow as a the sun,
A arsehole that looks like a typical opening to a cave.
Words commonly used to describe her;
Slag, Tramp, Whore, Druggy, Gold Digger.
She has the following attributes;
A vagina as wide as the Atlantic Ocean.
Teeth as yellow as a the sun,
A arsehole that looks like a typical opening to a cave.
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