waiting for the milkman to show me around

(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue

by Sexydimma July 19, 2014

waiting for the milkman to show me around

what a virgin teen girl says in a craigslist personals ad when she wants a random male stranger to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

craigslist ad: I'm waiting for the milkman to show me around. Anyone want to help me?

response to ad: i think craigslist is a very bad idea if you want to pop your cherry, for now you should remain a paragon of virtue and wait for your prince charming

by Sexydimma February 05, 2017

Wait help

When you stand in one place not doing anything for a certain amount of time while you wait for help to come.

Man: How are we supposed to leave this deserted island?
Woman : We will wait help for a few days
Man: got it

by Musicman182 November 15, 2021

Shiva Call Waiting

When two Jewish people die within the same week.

Thank god Vivian pays for Shiva Call Waiting or she'd never be able to address both deaths.

by icwish January 13, 2016

Wait, i know you!

when you have commited a crime in the elder scrolls v: skyrim and a guard reconizes you.

Wait, i know you!
your making a mistake..
there's no mistake, your a wanted man/woman and its time to pay for your crimes

by Not_Ice March 04, 2022

waiting

excepting something will happen and its affect

im waiting for urban dictionary to publish my definitions

by tywnomolos9774 September 30, 2022

Waiting

a man fucking retarded, boring, selfish, pathetic, and will die at 30 years old.
He loved Trista, but they broken up because he is too boring and dont have motorcycle.

Waiting, I want to break up with U, your are such a boring guy.

by RJRZ May 17, 2023