Waffle Bill

Pulling your ass cheeks apart, placing your unblinking brown eye on a sleeping persons nose.

Dave awoke with muffled scream under Kelly's waffle bill.

by Geraldo September 11, 2003

Waffle Bitch

A cute girl you wouldn't mind sleeping with, but only if she made you waffles in the morning.

Friend: Dude that chick over there is a total waffle bitch!
You: Eh, she would have to make more than waffles for me to fuck her.

by Shoe55 December 27, 2011

quaf waffle

a fart out of your dick. similar to a queef but for a guy. more of an insult than a real thing

-guy 1 "ha did u just fart"
-guy 2"ummmmm no"
-guy 1"thn where did tht come frm........hol shit dude u quaf waffled urself.
-guy 2"there is no such thing as a quaf waffle"
-guy 1" well u just did it........freak"

by ST.ZEUS13 June 22, 2009

Waffle Twat

To be used as a replacement for "Douche Bag".

A waffle twat can be any annoying person, from the frat boy at the bar dry humping some girl's leg, to your boss who won't leave you alone.

Man, that frat boy thinks he's so cool. What a waffle twat.

by hoozat?! February 15, 2010

The Waffle Stompers

Band from New Jersey that stands for ALL that is ska.

Makes you wanna start skanking within the first 3 seconds.

Did you guys see The Waffle Stompers last night at the HHVFW?

Hell yea man, they were awesome! We skanked all night!

by ericplayzbass92 May 26, 2010

waffle house

to be left in bed with covers that equal the size of a waffle house napkin.

Damn, last night Holly rolled all the covers up around her and left me with nothing almost, she waffle housed me.

by Russell Pridgen January 12, 2008

ass waffle

The process of spreading your ass cheeks and closing them onto someones nose, and then sharting a little bit.

" HAHAHAHAHA... Last night at my friend's sleep over, I gave someone an ass waffle"

by Skitterbon pancakes January 25, 2012