madonna-whore complex

someone who wants to appear whore like, but is actually a prude
Denise showed off her new tattoo in true madonna-whore complex fashion, but went home alone... again.
by Geraldo September 11, 2003
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Waffle Bill

Pulling your ass cheeks apart, placing your unblinking brown eye on a sleeping persons nose.
Dave awoke with muffled scream under Kelly's waffle bill.
by Geraldo September 11, 2003
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midnight stealth

when sleeping beside a lady and both the man and woman are naked, the man creeps behind the woman, and starts doing the deed. This is not a recommended practice.
Can you believe Kiwon pulled the midnight stealth on Liana? That bitch freaked...
by Geraldo May 13, 2005
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