woofer

A person who sniffs pussy fart and eats cheese tit.
In other words, they are retarded, mofo's.

Scotty B is such a woofer, he won't tell us what "keerunch" means.

by The Foolishness July 20, 2004

wooft

saying wtf as a complete word

wooft is you problem, you need to stoof you doof!

by JustinthymeBeatchhh June 17, 2007

woofer-wednesday

A celebration held on a wednesday signifying the passing of the middle of the work week.

John and I drank two thirty packs of beer to celebrate woofer-wednesday, because two-fer Tuesday went really bad.

by afro8419 September 7, 2010

woofles

pooping and vomiting at the same time

he came down with the woofles and had to sit on the toilet with a bucket

by whoooooosisit December 12, 2011

woofle

See w00fle

All your w00fle are belong to pie.

by Hyper Ferret January 10, 2004

woofy

miniaturized garden gnomes

You know, the lil woofy, out there by the tomato plant?

by Shelby and Jordan December 10, 2008

woofage

1: (n.) Something that is extremely gross or disgusting.

2: (n.) A word used to describe something that is soooo disgusting that you can't think of any other words to use in its place.

1: Don't ever swim in the baby pool, fore it is filled with woofage.

2: I walked into the airport restroom and my nose instantly filled with woofage so badly, it made my eyes water.

by Kyle Wagner August 21, 2005