The only variety of Febreeze that will work to drown out shrimp Ceasar Salad farts fresh from the asshole of a fat sweaty bitch.
Omg! Where's the Cashmere Woods?! This fat sweaty bitch just let out the worst shrimp Caesar Salad fart I've ever smelled!
by CashmereWoods June 23, 2017
A hypothetical time period when humans didn't use stone as their main tools.
Also a stage of cultural development where no one uses stone tools.
Also a stage of cultural development where no one uses stone tools.
The botocudo Indians of south america used absolutely no stone implements at all, rather their tools were fashioned from bamboo and plant fibers. Because of the lack of stone useage, they were in the wood age, even lower than the Paleolithic.
by happyatcommonsense March 07, 2015
When you're playing a survival game and all you do is farm wood and die, you are free wood.
Or when you're bad at any game, you're free wood.
Or when you're bad at any game, you're free wood.
by DiMiTrip March 01, 2021
The most beautiful girl in the world. Makes anyone want to talk to her forever. Has the best personality and can make the most boring day into the best day. Likes to steal jackets and your clothes but its ok because you care so much about her you will give her as many jackets as you can afford.
by boss9003 December 14, 2017
The effect of getting more frequent erections during springtime, a phenomenon which is believed to have a direct connection to animal mating habits which tend to peak during the aforementioned season. Can be particularly discomforting when wearing sweatpants and being in the vicinity of other people.
- Hey man, isn't springtime great?
- Dude, are you kidding me? I'm having the worst case of spring wood ever and I have a presentation in front of the whole class today...
- Dude, are you kidding me? I'm having the worst case of spring wood ever and I have a presentation in front of the whole class today...
by M.C.T. April 09, 2011
Tharak: Yo Harry i heard u got some larj wood
Haroon: Bro of course cant u see it touching that wall over there
Adam: WTF lets have a fight with our wood
Haroon: Bro of course cant u see it touching that wall over there
Adam: WTF lets have a fight with our wood
by WobblyWhale February 14, 2019
When a guy is fucking a girl and pulls out before he cums, backs up and shoots his load at the hole while screaming “Fore!!!”
You: Last night I was fucking Ashley and pulled a Tiger Wood on her
Friend: No way, did you sink the shot?
You: Nah, it went wide left and hit her pillow
Friend: No way, did you sink the shot?
You: Nah, it went wide left and hit her pillow
by PrescribedBurn October 09, 2019