Person 1: Dude! I passed the Tweet limit today and I couldn't tweet for like an hour!
Person 2: You're such a twitter whore.
Person 2: You're such a twitter whore.
by Uzacar July 27, 2009
despite what many people think Twitter is actually really fun. you normally go through 3 stages:
Stage 1- "twitter? god no! thats sooo f*cking stupid."
Stage 2- "fine, i'll get one, but im not gonna use it."
Stage 3- "omg twitter is soooo fun! im following all my fave celebs and i get a whole bunch of new info constantly!"
twitter has a ton of really great quote accounts. nobody posts shit like what they are doing every two seconds any more. if you are considering getting a twitter, you should get one. its matured.
Stage 1- "twitter? god no! thats sooo f*cking stupid."
Stage 2- "fine, i'll get one, but im not gonna use it."
Stage 3- "omg twitter is soooo fun! im following all my fave celebs and i get a whole bunch of new info constantly!"
twitter has a ton of really great quote accounts. nobody posts shit like what they are doing every two seconds any more. if you are considering getting a twitter, you should get one. its matured.
twitter used to be for lameasses who couldnt get a facebook. now its a great site where you can laugh your head off and get great celeb info.
kate just finished going through the 3 stages of Twitter
kate just finished going through the 3 stages of Twitter
by MissEducatedAuthor January 19, 2012
by kphspeedster November 06, 2011
One who tweets, or posts to Twitter, while shitting. This was originally used in webcomic Penny Arcade on April 23, 2008.
"Man, while I was taking a dump today, I was twittering from my phone, I must be a twitter shitter."
by TalkingInCode April 28, 2008
1. Using a twitter account to describe, document and rapidly communicate every shit they produce in excruciating detail.
2. Metaphorically describes someone who won't stop broadcasting their stupid shit. By far more frequent and disturbing.
2. Metaphorically describes someone who won't stop broadcasting their stupid shit. By far more frequent and disturbing.
1. Shitter Twitter: Jus took a mnster SHIT with pepper and corn flecks. THE GAME is ON Twatter!
2. Shitter Twitter: Yeah! I found a new source for my independent study on gender specific embodiment!
2. Shitter Twitter: Yeah! I found a new source for my independent study on gender specific embodiment!
by Somefinds April 06, 2009
Everyone switching to Parlor is moving to a “conservative Twitter” to openly discuss their pedophilia.
by Ginormous76 November 12, 2020
Bunch of teenagers being keyboard warriors and begging for RT's. If possible AVOID at all circumstances.
Person 1: Hey, last night I got rustled
Person 2: Who by?
Person1: Football Twitter. Bunch of idiots
Person 2: Who by?
Person1: Football Twitter. Bunch of idiots
by MagicalDeulofeu February 22, 2016