thorpe

when your in a public place you shout thorpe and pretend your swimming in mid air with your arms

THORPE "starts to swim in mid air"

by rory murphy February 12, 2008

Topeka

A city of around 120,000 people and also the capital of Kansas. It is the hometown of the progressive/arena rock band of Kansas. It's tallest building is the capitol building itself, at 93 meters, followed by the Bank of America building at 16 floors/stories. It is a city of more conservative and laid-back people with stronger morals than most large cities in the Northeast.

Topeka is the capital of Kansas.

by Radical Republican. November 18, 2004

torpedo

Verb: when a woman KNOWINGLY rubs her breast(s)against a male "accidentally" for effect. A form of flirtation or teasing that can be explained away as a mistake if needed. Often done "innocently" on dates when you like him.

"If you Torpedo Derek there's no way he'll be able to ignore you any longer."

by Humble1 April 5, 2009

muffin topper

Any fat, plump, chubby, chunky, or portley female that has an overflowing midsection or belly that protrudes over their waistline therefore resembling the top of a muffin that spills and rises over the base and wrapper.

Sarah is a muffin topper because her gut is showing and spilling out over her belt. Sarah was caught muffin topping because the bottom of her shirt didn't properly cover her fat belly today.

by Ralph Caraveo September 23, 2005

Stealth Torpedo

When you're having a one night stand and the girl's performance is lacking and unsatisfiying you leave a Stealth Torpedo in order to let her know to step up her game. After the unsatisfying sexual experience the unimpressed man takes a shit in the bed of the girl while she is in the bathroom or shower after her poor showing in the horizontal tango. Then the man dresses quickly and leaves before she comes back into the room. If the man is a brave soldier than he will sit outside her window in order to hear the anger/repulsion coming from her bedroom as she discovers the torpedo has struck her bed with a direct hit which usually results in a hearty belly laugh coming from the male.

Tom was so unimpressed with Sarah's performance in bed, he had to give her a stealth torpedo to let her know to try a little harder next time.

by M. Sill Squared January 21, 2009

tore up from da floor up

a woman who wrecks her appear from years of hard drug use and other "wear and tear"

Larry: What do you think of Samantha?
Juan: yo dat chick tore up from da floor up you trippin 3 kids, tubes tied, 30s, smokes dope, been smokin dope
Larry: She used to look decent
(poor Larry hasn't seen Samantha in the last 15 years, just her pre dope ho pictures)

by BoyScoutsOfAmerica October 18, 2022

tore

To be tore is to be ugly
also to be tore is to be Messed up as in high drunk

that bitch is tore up

Ryan "the lil" girl is tore up off that joint

by GimpIndo January 14, 2006