two-total

Describes someone who drinks a maximum of two alcoholic beverages in any one night.

This may be for religious, health or financial reasons but is often due to the fact they are a massive self-confessed lightweight and the first sip of a third beverage would see them swinging naked from a chandelier or similar light fitting and nursing a horrendous hangover in the morning.

'Fancy another bro?'
'No wayyy man, don't you remember what happened last time?!'
'Oooo yeh that was nasty.'
'Def gonna roll two-total this weekend.'

by Clapo86 February 25, 2012

A Total McKenzie

"A Total McKenzie" or simply an ATM, is referring to a girl who is convinced she is social-media famous. This type of girl will never stop talking about her 500 followers. She feels the need to rub it in your face as well. It gives her pride and validation in telling other people.

Oh my gosh. That girl is a total McKenzie. She's so annoying.

by 💕 je m'aime 💕 August 12, 2020

Robert Topala

Swedish developer, better known as RobtopGames, and formerly, Zhenmuron. Has developed games like Memory Mastermind, Boomlings, and the most critically acclaimed of them all, Geometry Dash.

Person 1: I hope Robert Topala is not dead and BoyOfTheCones developes the game
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: Robtop.
Person 2: Ahhh, so you are a nerd after all.

by TheeXimi November 29, 2022

alopecia totalis fulminans

NO hair. Anywhere. Ever.

Yo, dat bitch be sexy AND slippery 'cause she be baaaalllddd ereywharrr.
Yup. Das da alopecia totalis fulminans! Enjoy!

by YAWA June 8, 2023

oh sure totally

A form of confirmation that is impossible to say non-sarcastically.

Person A: "Hey man, did you like that movie?"
Person 2: "oh sure totally."

by mmmmmmBilly April 26, 2017

total suckfest

Used to describe a show,movie,concert or anything else.

Total Suckfest:

Go to a Fallout Boy concert and you will see what I mean

by Rotten Core515 August 24, 2006

Totally

You don't mean to use it and seem like a damn dork around your cool cat friends. You are secretly trying to fit in because you played too much Pokemon and Mario Sunshine in the fucked up womb that you were born in.

You: I was totally trying to go see that guy the other night---

Stephen: Ohkay...

by Lilbreebriiiiiiiii May 26, 2014