A nickname for a girl who has extremly big boobs! The girl will most likely not like this nickname, but its for a good reason. Then again, on a rare occasion, the girl might like it, so give it a try!
Guy: hey look at that chick, she's got a nice rack!
Guy#2: DAMN! Her nickname is Torpedo dude!
( Guy#2 goes over by the girl )
Guy#2: hey Torpedo! Nice to meet ya!
Girl: What did you call me?
Guy: Torpedo, ya know.... you got reAlly big tits!
Girl: i know i do, but you dont need to give me a nickname like that!
Guy#2: DAMN! Her nickname is Torpedo dude!
( Guy#2 goes over by the girl )
Guy#2: hey Torpedo! Nice to meet ya!
Girl: What did you call me?
Guy: Torpedo, ya know.... you got reAlly big tits!
Girl: i know i do, but you dont need to give me a nickname like that!
by Shelberzzzzzzo February 21, 2010
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Aw man, during a 3 some the other day Brandon and Barret wanted to get kinky so they gave each other the old tennessee torpedo and left it in!!!!
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Referred to as a torpedo because you would like to fire it into attractive persons.
Like a real torpedo a spunk torpedo explodes, but with spunk instead of, you know, actual bomb contents.
Referred to as a torpedo because you would like to fire it into attractive persons.
Like a real torpedo a spunk torpedo explodes, but with spunk instead of, you know, actual bomb contents.
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by bad dan May 10, 2010
Get the topeka tadpole mug.A poor excuse for a post-secondary school. While located in the nicest part of central-city Toledo (that ain't saying much), it still cannot deny its strong ghetto heritage. It is a very diverse school that is pretty representative of Greater Toledo (which can be a plus) with lots of Arabs, Blacks, and Latinos. The school is however open admission and will take any retard that can find money for tuition. It has earned its nickname "Bancroft High" fully.
"Man, I don't know what I want to do with my life....I think I'll just go to UT and get high and hit up the clubs downtown."
"Brother, you'd be better off with a St. John's degree than one from UT."
"Brother, you'd be better off with a St. John's degree than one from UT."
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1. Noun. A hairstyle popular in the early 1990s, sported by former Amiga Power journalists until present day. A haircut where the hair is shaved unpleasantly at the sides and combed straight up to form a "flat-top", a perfectly level snooker table smooth top sported above a pinch-face.
2. Adjective, "flat-topped" Obnoxious or idiotic behaviour, noticeably angry but lacking in self awareness or critical thought. Also the act of aggressively barracking one poorly thought out-idea ploughed into the ground along formulaic lines.
2. Adjective, "flat-topped" Obnoxious or idiotic behaviour, noticeably angry but lacking in self awareness or critical thought. Also the act of aggressively barracking one poorly thought out-idea ploughed into the ground along formulaic lines.
That inexplicably angry rant you are indulging in is particularly flat-topped, sir. And questioning my ability to 'understand simple English' is only compressing the flat-top'.
by flat toppo December 3, 2010
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