Wagon across the Walrus

1-An idiom used to describe someone tarrying along for a long time.

2-Gordon Freeman's expedition through Combine-Earth, who just sorta ran for days and days, thinking he'd be safe in one place just to land in another. Also, one of his lost adventures involves him throwing a wagon at a zawlrus (zombie walrus).
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*Guy 2 shuffles through a toolbox for no apparent reason*

Guy 1: Hey, man, STOP WAGON ACROSS THE WALRUS! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY DAYS IT TAKES TO WAG ACROSS A WALRUS? NINETY!

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"Good god, Freeman. You've been wagon across the walrus since like, 1902. And it's only like, 2552 now." -Wallace Breen
by Holygiant December 06, 2009
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One-Tusked Walrus

A sexual act in which a man shoves his penis through a fish and then has sex with a woman (or whatever) till he cums about sad fish
Dude i totes One-Tusked Walrus-ed her on the iceberg
by wienerton mcguyver April 28, 2010
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Mexican Walrus Chomp

When a girl is giving you a blow-job and another girl comes in and puts her vagina over your nose and bites the back of your neck while putting a dildo up the other girls ass.
So i was just chilling gettin some head from Tiffany, when Samantha walks in and gives me a fuckin Mexican Walrus Chomp
by McStingeyFart October 16, 2010
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I Am The Walrus

The urge to do something wrong or egotistical or to feel fat like a walrus. Used in a Beatles song.
I feel like I am the walrus.
I am the walrus
by Wishfriends July 11, 2010
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cum guzzling thunder walrus

I saw a cum guzzling thunder walrus walking down the street and I think the sidewalk cried a little bit.
by Tyler R wright June 05, 2015
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giant flaming walrus penis

A massive walrus wielding a very large and erect penis, but it gets better...it's on FIRE!!!
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mrs i love a walrus

this is a woman who is married to a walrus, walrus fucker, she has a strange body-never before seen on this planet oddity. She has tits that come round corners before she does. This oddity also loves goats, and married men, if you see this creature DO NOT look directly at it as your eyes will fall out!
-I seen something in the zoo yesterday and i was sure it was Mrs I Love a Walrus!

-Did you see that thing in the back of that car?......I could of sworn it was a Mrs I Love A walrus!!!

by the odd shape fan club January 25, 2008
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