soggy carpet

wetness of nether regions; esp: vaginal

My man "the carpet cleaner" came over today to give me the soggy carpet.

by jrcdmc June 19, 2011

Picking the carpet

When a meth head runs out of dope and has to seach the carpet for fallen rock

Watch out, the neighbors are picking the carpet again.

by Amphibious Goddess December 3, 2017

Shampoo the carpet

Shampoo the carpet: Ejaculating on a hairy vagina.

I want to hook up with a chick who has with last a ‘70s bush and I “shampoo the carpet”!

by UncleMikeOnWheels November 6, 2020

carpet pants

Carpet pants (adjective ) carpet pants is when you sit on a dirty carpet . Term created 2016 by Amanda . Example , "hey bro , can I use a towel to sit on? I don't want to get carpet pants. ". Nobody wAnts carpet pants trust me !

"Hey bro , can I use a towel to sit on? I really don't want carpet pants"

by itrainedlink October 5, 2016

carpet exchange

A large meeting of lesbians, also possibly a lesbian orgy. A derivative of carpet munching

I saw your mom at a carpet exchange.

by punt.cuncher December 6, 2014

Dust the carpet

When you proceed to dance (get down on it) so intensely that you kick up dust from the carpet.

Yo put some of that Marvin Gaye shit on dawg. I’m trying to dust the carpet right quick.

by ThatsTheyz April 29, 2022

Carpet smackers

A woman's boobs become carpet smackers when you take her from behind.

My wife's carpet smackers are smacking the carpet every time I thrust my cock into her when giving her what fer in the living room.

by thebumpasspodcast October 6, 2017