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Lady cupboard

Euphemism for a vagina. No idea how my esteemed work colleague came up with this term. Had us in stitches. Especially as it followed on from an incident involving a 'sprung bristley flap' which is apparently a modern post box but sounds like a viscous lady garden.
I am feeling frisky, I need you to clean out my lady cupboard with your gorgeous tongue.
by Bazildog November 4, 2020
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Lady Fitch

Adjective - Is a genre of party. To complete a 'Lady Fitch' you must be able to drink at least 25 standard drinks in 2 hours. You must be able to take copious amounts of ketamine and other illegal substances, and not pass out until the afternoon following. To complete a true Lady Fitch, you must only have green in your wallet, and own an item of clothing which was once able to run along the ground. A 'Lady Fitch' strives for the highest of elegance, and class, and has a heart of gold. To demonstrate a worthy 'Lady Fitch' you must represent gaunt, pale, and purity and sophistication. However it is said to be very hard to demonstrate a real-Lady-Fitch and is not something which can be merely switched on, but is refined by those who strive for the highest level of exquisiteness. Someone who is at the height of a 'Lady Fitch' is someone who has reached the highest level of grace, and beauty known to man-kind.
" Hey Tim, were totz going to go and do a Lady Fitch Tonight "

" If only I could not pass out before 11am, I could say I've done a 'lady fitch' "

" I've heard to do a 'Lady Fitch' is the hardest disco move in the world "

" Have you heard of that new style of partying 'Lady Fitch'? "

" Louis gave me enough k last night that I almost did a 'Lady Fitch! "
by La-Disco. September 20, 2009
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ladies finger

slang name for okra(vegetable)
by andrecgp December 2, 2010
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Lady Tuck

Tucking your cock and ballsack between your legs.
Carl always does a lady tuck in the shower after the game.

My roommate came out of the bathroom sporting a lady tuck.

The hot chick I was with last night gave me quite the morning surprise when I saw her lady tuck.
by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2017
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Lady Hooch

Another term for vagina. A place to park a mans penis.
“He parked his man meat in my lady hooch.”

“I have a tiny lady hooch.”
by Dee-Tron February 26, 2021
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Mourning Ladies

Its just like the song. The set up goes one day this blind man was walking past this fish market. He catches a mean whiff and proclaims with his cocked to the side " Mourning Ladies!!!!"
I really hope im at the fish market and not and my obese mothers house. I can't stand stank ass... Wait a minute mourning ladies how the fuck are you doing on the mighty fine evening?.
by Dr. Theasures August 5, 2012
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Lady and the Tramp it

When two people eat opposite sides of a food. Usually something long or large, like a burger or a long burrito.
Friend 1: How shall we eat this foot-long sub?
Friend 2: Let's Lady and the Tramp it.
by cheesguy July 24, 2020
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