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Definitions by Bazildog

Bristley sprung flap 

A modern letter box with a strong spring and hard bistles offering a challenge to any postman, even a Royal Mail UK one. Possibly open for misinterpretations regarding poorly maintained lady gardens.
My latest Tinder score had a serious bristley sprung flap but I pushed on through like the hunter I am. Why do ladies prefer hunters? Because they go deeper into bush, they shoot twice and they eat what they shoot. Hi five bro.
Bristley sprung flap by Bazildog November 4, 2020

Lady cupboard 

Euphemism for a vagina. No idea how my esteemed work colleague came up with this term. Had us in stitches. Especially as it followed on from an incident involving a 'sprung bristley flap' which is apparently a modern post box but sounds like a viscous lady garden.
I am feeling frisky, I need you to clean out my lady cupboard with your gorgeous tongue.
Lady cupboard by Bazildog November 4, 2020