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Planet Fitness Guillotine

Dropping a heavy set of weights on your throat while working out without a spotter
Friend 1: I got hit with a Planet Fitness Guillotine last week and my throat STILL hurts!

Friend 2: Should have brought a spotter or lifted lighter weights, that's on you.
by Epic Kazoo Solo August 20, 2024
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Planet

Something that could be cool, deadly, gas, solid,and mostly liquid.
Planets are cool but they can kill people
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Planet Saturn

Ugh, that is actually my favorite planet. - Rian
HAVE YOU SEEN MA GLASSES? - Mercury
Wikipedia: Saturn is the sixth planet from the Sun and the second-largest in the Solar System, after Jupiter. It is a gas giant with an average radius about nine times that of Earth.1112 Although it has only one-eighth the average density of Earth, with its larger volume Saturn is just over 95 times more massive.131415 Saturn is named after the Roman god of agriculture; its astronomical symbol (♄) represents the god's sickle.
Planet Saturn is a methane gas planet with rings. Also it has 62 moons.
Jupiter: hey, Saturn want some methane gas?
Saturn: of course why?
Jupiter: Because we are gas giants, get it?
by Rian2000 March 4, 2017
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Net Planet

Net Planet is a Planet orbiting a star close to Earths.

Net Planet is much like Earth however on Net Planets troposphere all the way to it’s thermosphere is no CO2 present (carbon dioxide)
Net Planet is currently known as fiction/non existent as no one knows where it really is except for a species known as vex.

vex are “aliens” that come from this planet, they are the only ones that know of it, however they do not know how to go back. They commonly try to ask people if they know how to get there but obviously since they are on Earth they don’t know that humans don’t know about it. Vex are being passed from Net to Earth to research however over the years the vex have forgotten their purpose. Vex look just like humans and have no actual power.

Vex have access to social media and commonly express their feelings on there.
a vex would commonly ask where Net Planet is or how to get to it.
by D3$P4C170 June 2, 2019
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Gas Planet

Guy 1: What’s a gas planet call scientifically

Guy 2: A big ass balloon I think
by RDM1615 November 5, 2019
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peppermint planet

I’d rather be on a Peppermint Planet than in rehab.
by Commodore February 13, 2023
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planet pussyballs

100% of the men I know live on planet pussyballs
by sinrlifemattrs October 29, 2025
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