tea bagging

The act of putting your balls in and out of a persons mouth.

Well if ya didnt sleep with your mouth open I wouldnt have tea bagged ya dude

by E March 16, 2003

tea_bagged

When a male places his testes on another person's facial region.

John pulled out his testes, stood over Jane's head, and tea_bagged her while she was sleeping on the couch.

by DMeiser July 25, 2006

Tea Slut

Tea slut (tē slət)

A form of slut who always wants tea, rather than always wanting to initiate in sex.

A tea slut is a person who when presented with a cup of tea, would love said cup of tea. And they will always want tea.
If a tea slut is asked if they would like a cup of tea, they would naturally agree to said cup of tea because a tea slut would always want a cup of tea.
Are you offering tea to somebody else and they refuse the cup of tea, then a tea slut would want that cup of tea. They always want a cup of tea. You shouldn't force a person who doesn't like tea, to drink tea. A tea slut would drink that tea. They would always want their cup of tea. Don't make anybody drink tea. Tea sluts would drink it for them.

If a person did want tea, but then didn't. Dont force tea into them or get mad because they didn't drink your tea. Just give a tea slut said tea.
And if you offer tea and a tea slut is unconscious then wake them up. They will want that tea. And if a tea slut said yes to a cup of tea, but by the time it took to boil water and brew the tea your tea slut fell asleep; wake them up. They want that that tea because, they alsways want a cup of tea.
And if a tea slut said yes to tea at your place last Saturday then that means that they would like teawhenever you make it. Because, they would always want a cup of tea.

Source and origin: Youtube, "Tea Slut - Consent Parody" by pew36

Lucas: "Oi, George. Ya know Paul? He is like the biggest tea slut ever you know?"

George: "Oi, ye mate. He drank every cup a gave him... Kept asking for more and stuff..."

by Admiral Gial Ackbar January 4, 2019

Tea tar

When you steep a cup or pot of tea for way too long and the water turns very acidic with an opaque dark brown color resembling tar.

I forgot to take the tea out of the infuser after a few days... when I finally got around to it, I had at least 1 pint of tea tar...

by airplanelover12 May 5, 2020

Tea Tree Oiled

The art of waxing your shaft with tea tree oil, and strumming yourself to ecstasy before the burn sets in.

Michael: What did you do last night Steve, the usual pit noodle and wank 1-2?
Steve W: Actually I spiced things up and tea tree oiled my Johnson

by RandyRhoads84 May 29, 2020

Tea Towompowomp

The best youtuber that will live past the heat death of the universe. for Tea Towompowomp is the universe. BROTHER

I passed a red light so Tea Towompowomp shot me with a laser canon.

by Tea Towompowomp February 19, 2021

tea-bag

Dipping your testicles into the open mouth of another person. Kind of like dipping a tea bag in and out of a cup of water.

I caught the mail man tea bagging my mom. She gagged.

by GhastlyChaos June 10, 2005