1 definition by Admiral Gial Ackbar
Tea slut (tē slət)
A form of slut who always wants tea, rather than always wanting to initiate in sex.
A tea slut is a person who when presented with a cup of tea, would love said cup of tea. And they will always want tea.
If a tea slut is asked if they would like a cup of tea, they would naturally agree to said cup of tea because a tea slut would always want a cup of tea.
Are you offering tea to somebody else and they refuse the cup of tea, then a tea slut would want that cup of tea. They always want a cup of tea. You shouldn't force a person who doesn't like tea, to drink tea. A tea slut would drink that tea. They would always want their cup of tea. Don't make anybody drink tea. Tea sluts would drink it for them.
If a person did want tea, but then didn't. Dont force tea into them or get mad because they didn't drink your tea. Just give a tea slut said tea.
And if you offer tea and a tea slut is unconscious then wake them up. They will want that tea. And if a tea slut said yes to a cup of tea, but by the time it took to boil water and brew the tea your tea slut fell asleep; wake them up. They want that that tea because, they alsways want a cup of tea.
And if a tea slut said yes to tea at your place last Saturday then that means that they would like teawhenever you make it. Because, they would always want a cup of tea.
Source and origin: Youtube, "Tea Slut - Consent Parody" by pew36
A form of slut who always wants tea, rather than always wanting to initiate in sex.
A tea slut is a person who when presented with a cup of tea, would love said cup of tea. And they will always want tea.
If a tea slut is asked if they would like a cup of tea, they would naturally agree to said cup of tea because a tea slut would always want a cup of tea.
Are you offering tea to somebody else and they refuse the cup of tea, then a tea slut would want that cup of tea. They always want a cup of tea. You shouldn't force a person who doesn't like tea, to drink tea. A tea slut would drink that tea. They would always want their cup of tea. Don't make anybody drink tea. Tea sluts would drink it for them.
If a person did want tea, but then didn't. Dont force tea into them or get mad because they didn't drink your tea. Just give a tea slut said tea.
And if you offer tea and a tea slut is unconscious then wake them up. They will want that tea. And if a tea slut said yes to a cup of tea, but by the time it took to boil water and brew the tea your tea slut fell asleep; wake them up. They want that that tea because, they alsways want a cup of tea.
And if a tea slut said yes to tea at your place last Saturday then that means that they would like teawhenever you make it. Because, they would always want a cup of tea.
Source and origin: Youtube, "Tea Slut - Consent Parody" by pew36
Lucas: "Oi, George. Ya know Paul? He is like the biggest tea slut ever you know?"
George: "Oi, ye mate. He drank every cup a gave him... Kept asking for more and stuff..."
George: "Oi, ye mate. He drank every cup a gave him... Kept asking for more and stuff..."
by Admiral Gial Ackbar January 5, 2019