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helicopter tongue

When he/she are taking part in a French kiss and she/he spins their tongue around like a flushed bog bowl, leaving a mess of bodily slurry around the face.
A. Oi mate my GF just helicopter tongued me
B. What was it like?
A. Mate I think I now have AIDS
by Sukkawillymmmmmmm October 11, 2016
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Tweaker Tongue

"Tweaker Tongue," or "Tweeker Tongue" is a more informal (hilarious) way to refer to the well known Adderall Tongue, and is also related, but not equal, to "Meth Mouth."

Symptoms (most common to least): dry mouth, bad breath, a white film on tongue (due to bacterial overgrowth,) chapped lips, and sores on your tongue (sores will usually only occur if you suck on your tongue and are severely dehydrated, if you are neither of those, go see a doctor.) This is less severe than Meth Mouth because Tweaker Tongue does NOT include rotting teeth, stained teeth, cracked teeth, swollen and/or bleeding gums, sores on lips and throat, or loss of oral sensation and pain.

Fixes (most important to least): brush your teeth (seriously, you'll smell like you ate shit,) floss, scrape your tongue or at least brush your tongue, swish and gargle with a high pH mouthwash, take frequent sips of water, use saliva substitutes, and chew sugar free gum. Note that these usually only reduce symptoms, and may not fully cure Tweaker Tongue. Don't neglect your hygiene, unless you want to suffer from Meth Mouth.

Also, this may happen to abusers AND non-abusers (i.e. those with ADHD, narcolepsy, obesity, etc., taking the prescribed dosage of their medication.)
friend 1 - "that was fast, did something happen?"
friend 2 - "was going ok at first, but when he opened his mouth and got closer I knew... he tried to suck my dick with his tweaker tongue!"
friend 1 - "mmm... right. would've been shitbreath and sandpaper."
by amethysts blue drawers May 21, 2023
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Tongue busting

Snogging someone quite aggressively in a way which looks very disturbing to anyone who notices.
Perv 1: look at that man tongue busting that fitty. He's probably half way down her throat!

Perv 2: Got a massive boner me.
by big shaks August 10, 2014
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tongue gouging

Deep penetrating french-kissing to the point that you can feel your partner's tonsils.
Suzanne and Brian were tongue gouging during the entire Reverend Horton Heat show.
by Brizanne August 15, 2012
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possum tongue

a descriptive term for an excessively large female clitorus
Man 1: how did you go last night mate, any luck with the ladies?
Man 2: Bro, I picked up this 9 and kicked her out, she had the biggest clit I've ever seen!
Man 1: ohhhhh, the old possum tongue.
by Dr_Rhodez November 23, 2016
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Kucky Tongue

The residue left on your tongue from eating non-clean ass
Guy#1: Damn son watch yourself with that girl

Guy#2: Why is that yo? Her backside is bangin!

Guy#3 It's also unclean,I ate that shit the other night and it gave me some serious kucky tongue!!!
by Cat Sayjack January 15, 2013
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Dog Tongue

When a man uses his soft cock to rub up and down a woman’s face to get ready for a blowjob
Man 1: I used a dog tongue to get my girlfriend ready for sex.

Man 2: what’s that?

Man 1: look it up.
by Ligmeebulls April 9, 2021
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