swolock

A Gentleman's Swollen Bollock(s), A.K.A. Swollen Balls

"Woke up this morning with a Swolock! Need to go see a doctor!"

by PlusG November 27, 2013

Swallowed a bouncy house

a) When a girl's breasts grow suddenly and quickly, especially early in puberty
b) When a woman gets a boob job

Is it true that Chesty Sunnyjugs got her boobs at age 11?
You kidding me?! She swallowed a bouncy house!

by Innuendo Man February 11, 2015

Swollerbear

Someone who is ridiculously ripped, yoked, diesel, and of course swoll.

Someone with so much muscle it is to an unnatural yet badass level.

Bob: "Hey Jerry did you see how buff Chase looked at the dance recital the other day?"
Jerry: "Yeah, Chase is a total swollerbear!"

by pmoneyshugarsocks April 21, 2015

Swolling

The act of of becoming swole or muscular, and looking like a douche bag. Term often used by football players.

"Trenton said he's going swolling."
"He's such a douche bag."

by Darkflufatron June 2, 2016

swallowed an anaconda

An expression used by people to explain light heartedly why they've just curled out an unfeasably large long turd.

I was round at the in laws for Sunday lunch and I got the urge to nip off a loaf, unfortunately it was bigger than expected and wouldn't flush, in fact I had to explain to her mum that I must have swallowed an anaconda, she wasn't amused!

by Big Jacks Bollocks May 21, 2017

swollfishing

When you look bigger in your pictures or videos than you really do in person.

My online dating pics were taken in a way to make me look bigger than what I really am. I'm out here swollfishing.

by Nel-E-Nel February 1, 2018

swallow battery

The act of consuming a battery in order to take one's life

Cj decided to commit swallow battery after being left by his girlfreind

by Green Tea Citrus October 22, 2018