Cold sweater

When you have to poop so bad you start to get the cold sweats.

Mary Ann step on the gas I'm getting a cold sweater over here.

by Juls309 February 10, 2015

Skeeters

Those stretchy little pants that girls try to wear as real pants, but aren't actually pants at all.

Camilla, why don't you put something on over those skeeters. You look like a ho.

by LouX42 February 24, 2010

skeeter valentine

A disgusting bitch that will fuck anything and everything. She is usually that cunt at college parties eye fucking the shit outta everyone.

Yo man, you see that hot ass girl eyein me?

Dude, you dont want that....shes easily a skeeter valentine

by Chester McGlockton April 15, 2008

sweater meat

Boobs.

Dude, check out the sweater meat on this fucking slut!

by Homer Simpson June 15, 2003

Chewbacca Sweater

The act of defacating over your partner's chest until every inch of their chest is brown. Works best with diarrhea.

Bro I just gave my girl a Chewbacca Sweater and she loved it!

by The Real Midnight Cowboy February 9, 2010

sweater

sweater someone who sweats so much even when it cold.

sean was such a sweater today

by ya boi cian December 22, 2018

Ugly Sweater

When you are really excited to have sex with a guy for the first time. He's highly attractive and once you unwrap his package it is disappointing, like an ugly sweater from your aunt.

Oh man I was so pumped to fuck that guy, but once we got down to it, he was a total ugly sweater. I just wanted to wrap it back and return it.

by MuffinBagel March 22, 2016