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When you are really excited to have sex with a guy for the first time. He's highly attractive and once you unwrap his package it is disappointing, like an ugly sweater from your aunt.
Oh man I was so pumped to fuck that guy, but once we got down to it, he was a total ugly sweater. I just wanted to wrap it back and return it.
by MuffinBagel December 12, 2015
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I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
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A sweater of no/or little value often torn or missing specific lettering/logos/tags that any normal sweater might of once had.
I ran out of laundry so I wore my ugly sweater.
by BuDDy February 22, 2005
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