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sugar blessings 

The hot, delicious, sugar-glazed pockets of circular dough widely known as Krispy Kreme donuts. These donuts are well known for their ability to:
~Beckon you to their conveyer belt to watch these tasty angels be sugar coated and fried
~Possibly car wrecks when the HOT sign is on in order to receive a free donut
~Make you drive well over half an hour to reach the oasis that contains sweet and delightful Krispy Kreme donuts
Person A (ie. Jim): I could really go for some sugar blessings right now...
Person B (ie. Marty):Thats a mighty fine idea Jim! Lets go get us some of those sugar blessings!
Person A (ie. Jim): Wowza! Thanks a million Marty!
sugar blessings by RIPO'MALLEY November 27, 2016

Sugar dicked 

In the act of a bait women are luered by the sugar, but later realize they have fallen for the trap
God damn it jack Rodgers just sugar dicked me
Sugar dicked by Sugar dicked July 3, 2017

Sugar Land 

Noun. A suburb of Houston and also a state of mind. Where nice people from the city are banished to when they have a baby and can't afford/cope with Memorial. Full of lot-line-to-lot-line red brick Georgians, Home Depots and Olive Gardens. High suicide rate. Where Maids and Nannies don't speak English.
Virginia: Did you hear? Prissy and Hank are going to have a baby.
Steve: Does that mean they have to go to Sugar Land?
Virginia: Afraid so.
Steve: Damn. They seemed like nice people..
Sugar Land by JaniceH June 25, 2008

Sugar Shack 

Sugar Shack is a very high grade of marijuana known for its strong high. The name comes from the fact that it is covered in crystals and is very dank. The plant is sativa.
Buyer: Yo you got a deemo of that sugar shack?
Seller: For Sure, Here you go.
Sugar Shack by 718phenom December 6, 2009

sugar alcohol 

sumthin they use in candy instead of sugar,usually for people who care more about losing weight instead of dealing with an exploding ass for a couple of days. known to have a laxative effect causing exploding diarrhea(brown water),diarrhea farts, and cramping along with total humiliation if u are in public after the consumption.
if you by any candies with sugar alcohols, u might want to stay within 20 feet of a bathroom and do not plan any hot dates.
"when i bought sugar free peanut butter cups,i ate the whole bag. about an hour later i had to run to the bathroom grabbing my butt cheeks so the butt water wouldnt get on the carpet. i let out the most explosive diarrhea ever. this experience usually occurs within an hour or two after the consumption of them. this can happen about 10 times a day."
sugar alcohol by diarrhea gal November 29, 2005

Sugar Mix 

An affectionate yet gay sounding name to call your sweetie. More popular with girls than with Guys. Originated in Texas.
Girl: "Hi Sugar Mix!"
Guy: "Great I feel like a fag now. Thanks."
Sugar Mix by KitKatGumDrop January 2, 2009