smiffed

to make someone disappointed by not doing something that they are expecting you to do

I was smiffed by my colleague after giving his assurance he would look after the situation only then to pull a sicky and leaving me high and dry- hanging someone out to dry.

by itsmint69 November 14, 2012

Snifferdoodle

Someone who sniffs everything that other people think are nasty. (like Farts and butts)

He just sniffed a fart he must be a snifferdoodle.

by Connorthetheif13 P.S im a twig October 27, 2015

Stiff lip

Sucking on the head of a man's penis real hard with firm lip action.

That thot stiff lipped the shit out of my dick last night.

by Samuel Prewitt Jr. Dayton, Oh October 30, 2015

Stiff Rich

A hard, turgid penis. Engorged and raging hard on.

I’m going to have to rub one out. I got a stiff rich and it needs release.

Rachel rolled over last night and rode stiff rich till she came.

I was sporting a stiff rich all through gym class today.

by Eaton Holgoode February 13, 2018

Stiff Where?

you say this when you wanna tell people that u have healthy hair.

"My hair is so pretty" "stiff where?"

by xXurbanxgirlXx March 4, 2021

stiffyard

Slang term for a cemetery.

Ole Bob got his wish, as his buddies drank one last toast around his casket before hauling him out to the stiffyard in the back of his ‘66 El Camino.

by Timotheus325 January 19, 2021

Stiffy Graf

A female tennis player who has a penis

Andre Fagassi must like dick because his wife Stiffy Graf is giving him her second serve

by NiraMillson April 9, 2021