Stalebate

Noun -When you're mastorbating and it gets so boring that your dick gets soft without cumming

I gotta get my internet turned back on soon, its been a Stalebate for the past nights without porn.

by Markopolo269s January 17, 2016

stale

when somebody has no emotion;mad

Girl 1: Bro, Patricia wouldn't talk to anyone yesterday.
Girl 2: Yeah I know, she was pretty stale.

by maddiekal March 7, 2016

Sealed Envelope

Sealing the Envelop is to get a female naked and passed out drunk, at which point you masturbate and ejaculate semen down her ass crack using the tip to spread it evenly, then with both hands clamp the cheeks together and wait for it to dry, next day when she wakes up her asscrack will be stuck together.

After getting really wasted woth friends Tony decided to give Ella a helpful sealed envelope

by R1ftWalk3r September 20, 2016

stale banter

When someone from Sandbach cracks a joke

That person has stale banter

by Thirdofthefourth June 10, 2016

Sealed Acorn

when someone or something is acting\beeing unbelievably dumb that it's level of IQ is to be compared to a sealed acorn

...Twiggyshei you're such a sealed acorn
!!YO Jumbo! Stop acting like a sealed acorn
Hey G-BLOB!! since when you started beeing like a sealed acron? you fool

by DanVonDan32 January 9, 2017

stale cornchip

Something no longer of concern or interest, "old hat"

He was complaining again about his manager at Taco Bell, but I feel that's just stale cornchip.

by Ninja Clan Lord February 16, 2017

Stale

When someone's not up to date with the latest memes

Person 1: what are those!

Person 2: ugh, you're so stale

by C-c-c-cow February 17, 2017