Man Splatter

The perfect non-derogatory phrase to replace and depict that of male semen.

Example 1
Xavier: Jeff! You got your man splatter all over me! Aim next time!
Example 2
Matt: Mike! Stop smearing your man splatter all over your face! We are trying to have a normal dinner here for once!
Example 3
Steve: I hate people who put their man splatter in bags and walk around with them.

by Blastdoors February 19, 2011

Dick Splatter

When you're at the family's thanksgiving table and your dick accidentally falls out and cum gets all over the table

Mike: Uncle Jim brought the dick splatter!
Juan: What's a dick splatter?
Mike: He cummed inside of the turkey

by iamatreetree August 13, 2017

splatt

a splatt is carl sayles word for a vagina it originates from liverpool and generally is a crude attempt to make girls laugh for example " get your splatt out girl"

(fanny) (twat) (get your splatt out girl)

by csayle June 30, 2009

spatter

when u fart and it is soo wet, the fart turns into a spray and spatters onto ur underwear.
u can also desend ur pantalones and aim ur spatter and make the recpient a shit face

Tyrone:Shit nigga was dat smell?

T dog:DAMN HOMIEEE i just spattered on myself

by koombez kid May 2, 2007

sprittle

when soda comes out of your nose from laughing too much

haha! *sprittles all over the place*

by andres 3000 January 17, 2009

Ladder Splatter

The act of being high up to splatter you jiz in a womans hair.

this bitch was actin up so i ladder splattered her ass

by NIKNAK10 October 21, 2010

scrattocks

people hu tlk 2 their arse and wait for a reply, while exiting it with extreme objects e.g fingers

webby "hmmmmmmmmmmmmm ohhhh my bum is smooth today" carl: "so bouncy and round "

by ......s and m January 25, 2005