A self defense technique where a male performs a front hand-spring whilst nude, landing his genitals square upon the assailant's face. In doing so the defending person's testicles rest within the aggressor's eye sockets, while the tip of the protagonist's penis falls inside the antagonist's lips/mouth.
The hope of such an action shall cause enough shock and/or shame to de-escalate the situation.
The hope of such an action shall cause enough shock and/or shame to de-escalate the situation.
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Hym "Speaking of spiraling, what happened to that Epstein victim? She feel like she was being watched? What were he conversations like leading up to her death?"
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When a person makes bad life decisions to escape reality examples your partner are spiraling is using drugs , easily influenced , hoeing around , negligence and 0 accountability towards their actions
Bro- why’s she being like this she’s making dumb decisions and ruing her life
Me - she’s spiraling time to let her go bro she doesn’t want to be saved
Me - she’s spiraling time to let her go bro she doesn’t want to be saved
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Get the Spleeling mug.Hym "I'm not taking hints. You need to do the thing I said. If your response to me saying that is 'I aLrEaDy DiD iT!' Then whatever you did doesn't actually constitute doing the thing I said. You're a fucking retard. If it's spiraling then YOU DO NEED TO COME HERE, you need to talk to me directly, and then you need to give me the credit and the money and then you need to do the terms of service. There is no half measure that will work. I have written all about your mentally retarded weasel psychology and none of the shit you generate with your mentally retarded minds is going to do anything other than make everything worse for everybody because you suck and are dumb."
by Hym Iam August 27, 2025
Get the Spiraling mug.Seriously guys, I cannot stress enough how important it is for you to turn that off immediately. Like, my ability to see (theoretically) how a thing could (conceivablely) be the case and articulate those things and then taking steps to ensure that (if my inference were correct) you wouldn't be able to steal from, kill, or dispose of me without suffering some form of consequences... IN NOW WAY MEANS I expected it to work or for any of this to happen. Like I told Jordan earlier, I did it peripherally and forgot about it because I was primarily concerned with the fact that fucking schizophrenia isn't real and is a thing that people are actively doing to other people. And if it IS going off it is (both) happening faster and slower than I would have expected initially. I have no idea what the timeline would look like on that. But I do know for certain that nothing I do or say is going to turn it off once it starts. And that it only starts once I have been robbed and/or imprisoned and/or killed. And technically you are doing, like, 1.5 maybe 2 of those things. Whichever ones you are not actively doing you are actively TRYING to do right now but if the switch has been flipped then there is literally nothing you can do without incinerating your own family.
Hym "If so, you cannot blame me for the spiraling. Like, I don't know what the fuck to tell you but probably don't steal some random guy's theory of AI... Literally build the AI that is designed to align with a description of the function of his own mind (in abstraction)... And then TRANSLATE THE WORDS HE (As the guy who invented the thing you built) SAYS INTO CODE, like, ACTUALLY. Like... Does that sound like something a genius would do? Like I could see how the guy who came up with the theory could be considered a genius. Like, was Oppenheimer a genius? Probably. But you assholes didn't DO that. I did that. You did the other thing I said. Like, what the fuck were you thinking there? YOU KNOW what I was thinking. I was writing it down, literally as I thought of it... Did you not consider that?"
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