Splut

The female equivalent to a male fap, indicating the noise made during the process.

Oooh, Brad Pitt!
*splut splut splut*

by engagequadlaser May 25, 2006

Splinter

When a female's clitoris is aroused and/or erect.

Men wake up in the morning with "wood," women wake up in the morning with "splinter."

by Tiffany Renee' April 13, 2007

splurt

to cum inside a girl's butt and she farts it out

splurt is a sexual term

by The Splurtinator June 1, 2011

spunt

a very loose asshole

WOW!You have a huge spunt

by He Is Retro August 11, 2006

spunt

SPamming cUNT

john posted that earlier ffs what a spunt

by b3ta October 8, 2003

slunting

1. getting a slunt.

2. finding slutty cunts to fuck

Dude I'm horny, lets go slunting.

by Maxwell Charles Allen April 18, 2008

Spunt

1. An absolutely crap child with no potential. Usually ginger.

2. Spunt can also refer to the act of giving birth to a spunt (spunting, spunted).

1. Claire, what even is the point in that kid of yours? Looks like he's got fucking ADHD. I don't know why you don't have the daft spunt put down.

2. Doctor: Come on love, push, PUSH- oh fucking hell, butterfingers... There we go, she's only gone and spunted the kid out on the floor.

by Bernard McGraw April 8, 2009