sperm machine 

Someone who jacks off more than 4 times a day.

''Ever met Jack? He's a sperm machine!''

sperm machine by KERMYT May 5, 2016

Sperm Cannon 

Sperm Cannon or more known as -IFwsI- Sperm Cannon~, he is a rather famous and annoying hacker in the game CS2D. He hacks and annoys a lot of people. Banning him is useless.

-IFwsI- Sperm Cannon is h4x0r.

Sperm Cannon by XDmlgXD October 4, 2016

sperm nuke 

Another way to say "dick."

Jo: Yo, he's totally a sperm nuke!
Bob: Why don't you say "dick" like everyone else?
Jo: Because I can!
Bob:*facepalms*

sperm nuke by MayoNinja July 19, 2016

Sperm Bot 

A male with a brain programmed only for sex.

I hit the bars last night with a couple of Sperm Bots.

Sperm Bot by The Donut Fairy May 20, 2016

sperm bag 

A sperm bag is a slut and whore and harlot and strumpet and slattern who thinks nothing of swallowing large amounts of sperm or receiving such amounts of sperm via being fucked either in the arse or pussy!. This could be a male or female so let's not be prejudice here.

This sperm bag is full of hot cum and slutty sperm,for all to see

sperm bag by gaz999 September 13, 2016

Sperm Whale 

A very horny male (Reign) who likes squirting.

Sperm Whale squirted on her last night.

Sperm Whale by Ur_W0rstNightmar3 September 17, 2017

sperm flip 

Gaming term for when you take a shotgun blast to the nuts

In call of duty last night I sperm flipped a guy.

sperm flip by Mudweller January 29, 2018