Simpathizing

Sympathizing with a woman just cause she's a woman.

Simp: "Yo dude, I simpathized with that woman and turns out she just used me to get attention..."
Real man: "Yeah dude... stop being a simp..."
Boomer: "What's simpathizing?"
Zoomers: "Ok boomer."

by thesuhR27 April 17, 2020

simpathetic

simps are pathetic. That's it.

A:omg karen is so hot,I should lick her foot so that I could fuck her.
B: wow you're so simpathetic.

by Brian Problem April 19, 2020

Simpalicous

It is the feeling you get when you know your simping for someone .

"Hey, do you still like that girl?"

"Yeah, I'm a little simpalicous"
"Ew, get outta here you disgrace to humanity!"

by Simp Master ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ June 8, 2020

Simpathy

noun. feeling of pity for a simp

Yo, look at what this simp just posted on Instagram!

Ay, let him be man. As a former simp, I have simpathy for the guy.

by CaptainHook09 June 17, 2020

somali dervish

A somali dervish is someone of the Dhulbahante tribe

he's a somali dervish

by readyforthemoon55 August 6, 2020

somali dblock

somali dblock is an epithet for reer darawiish

they're somali dblock

by readyforthemoon55 August 16, 2020

Simpagot

A man who's desperate for a man
another name for simpagot is gay simp

Some guy: I feel really sad

Me: about who
Some guy: some popular guy everyone is starting to hate

Me: you're a simpagot

by Mildburner567 August 27, 2020