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Smooth

To be so dumb that is seems that you have no brain.
To have no wrinkles on the brain.
Why did you do that? Are you smooth?

"1 + 1 = 4." What are you smooth you smeed.
by CousinVector January 14, 2021
mugGet the Smoothmug.

Smooth top

Noun; name for an individual with a lack of hair on their head, giving them a “smooth top”.
Hey, smooth top, give me some owl noises!

Hey, smooth top, are you going to hit your beer quota?
by balake October 13, 2020
mugGet the Smooth topmug.

smooth griminal

a grim female who takes advantage of extremely drunk males, usually guys way out of her league
"You heard Scott got hit by a smooth griminal last night?"
by smoothgriminal May 9, 2010
mugGet the smooth griminalmug.

Smooth brain

Smooth brain is an insult that refers to an unintelligent person. Supposedly, the intricacy of one's knowledge is represented by the wrinkles on their brain. If their brain is smooth and lacks wrinkles, their knowledge lacks intricacy, and they are therefore stupid.
by GenericGuy3456 May 25, 2024
mugGet the Smooth brainmug.

smooth polak

#1. A man of like silk. Slim - fit. Approachable. Easy going. Non-dwelling. Good looking.

#2. And quick on his come backs. Easy picking up girls, a real lover boy.
#3. Real quick reactions. Vary skilled, driving, cleaning, working, ext...
Smooth like a real bro.
Smooth polak, you saved my my tail when you grabbed my hand, and you know I would have fell.
by aroad March 8, 2016
mugGet the smooth polakmug.

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