Bowl Smasher

Someone (usually called Eddie) who produces a really huge turd that is very loud and audible to the other occupants of the house.

"Wow, Eddie just smashed the shit our of our toilet bowl. He must hate our toilet as much as he hates people. He's clearly a no-good bowl smasher."

by r3s0n4t0r November 5, 2015

gorilla smasher

When you have a woman gripped up from behind with one hand and you reach back, shit in the other and smashed her in the face.

Yo last night Dante gave that bitch from the club the Gorilla Smasher.

by Eat My Cherios December 24, 2015

Book smasher

A person who reads booka for entertainment

Oh, she is such a book smasher she never wants to have fun

by Theaquaman1 March 8, 2016

swashed

Something that has been used and resold as is.

That urban decay naked palette is Swashed.

by Brandon.s97 September 6, 2016

smashead

The state of mind where one thinks that one can drink alchahol. Then almost at an instant, believe they will be able to be sober once they stand up.

I got a bit smashead before went to dinner with my wife's family. Regretted that!

by New words r us September 3, 2016

pussy smasher

when a guy fucks a girl so hard she cant move, sit, or walk at all what so ever

Guy: baby can u walk after round 4
Girl: no my pussy has been smashed to hard....... baby ur a pussy smasher

by queenmami July 20, 2016

smeshed

When you're so high from tree+dabs you think of another word for being extremely high. Replacing zooted/stoned/retarded etc. The term was originally coined by Action Bronson on Viceland's "Travelling the Stars with Action Bronson, Ancient Aliens 420 Special"

"Holy fuckwatts I'm fucking smeshed after that last dab man, this live resin is insane"

by smeshed up May 21, 2016