Pole Smoker

A male who enjoys putting large penises in his mouth and inhailing the jizm.

X0X0Beans or Cattleman

by UD January 28, 2003

conservative smoker

1. A marijuana smoker who is conciously aware of the world, themselves and the influence taking place throughout. An active and progressive individual seeking more than just a "high".
2. Smoker who has a "roach stash", and later creates one joint or blunt using the left-over remaining marijuana.
3. Someone who buys marijuana, yet uses it in small quantities. Thus, conserving amounts of marijuana thru manipulating doses.

"Danny doesn't smoke blunts anymore"

"Really? Why not"

"You gotta get more weed for blunts. He's trying to save money on that shit right now, he's a freaking conservative smoker"

by yesy March 15, 2008

cigar smoker

Code name for "cock sucker".

Monica Lewinsky is a cigar smoker >>> if you know what I mean.

by Pat & Kelly O'Brian December 8, 2006

SMAIERS

A guy with a big cock

Damn I wish I was Smaiers

by liotheloser February 9, 2020

Smokerastination

The process of smoking multiple cigarettes one after another in an attempt to stave off work. Often leads to dry raspy throat and phlegmatic lungs upon submission of a paper.

Bob: Can I have a cigarette?
Smokerastinator: Sorry dude, I don't have any
Bob: But you bought a carton on Tuesday
Smokerastinator: Yea Dude, but i've been doing some serious smokerastination for my history essay.

by smokeypokey123 January 18, 2011

Smokerazzi

A person whose favorite past time is to smoke cheap cigarettes such as Parliments. Even better they smoke hand-rolled ciggies. A true smokerazzi also likes to dish the dirt and smoke at the same time. Generally, a smokerazzi is up in everyone's business and loves to creep. In short, a smokerazzi is like the paparazzi and a hardcore smoker rolled into one.

Zach: Oh look there's Teresa again, talking smack on people and chain-smoking ciggies.

Rebecca: She is such a Smokerazzi!!

by cHsTrash May 20, 2011

smackerman

Probably the most unintelligent life form that god himself made, more than likely by some fluke accident.

Yo nibba you see Turbo over there? He's a real Smackerman aint he!

by Amamakskcbdjx January 31, 2017