Smack the Smurf

The act of facilitating a collision between one's motor vehicle a Mark IV Volkswagen Golf TDI painted in a specific shade of blue. This act generally occurs in conjunction with foul weather conditions. However, its true and ostensibly more vituperative meaning remains veiled in secrecy; known only to a select group of American Ex patriots and German nationals residing in the Stuttgart area.

Usage 1
Person A: "You look down, what's wrong?"
Person B: "Yeah... it's sleeting out and I totally thought I had enough room in the lot but sure enough *bam!* Smack the Smurf."
Person A: "Sucks man"

Usage 2
Person A: "So uh did you...?"
Person B: "Oh yeah, totally smacked the smurf"
Person C: "Niiiiiiice"

by Darakuron December 23, 2007

smack sock

sock used to masturbate into

i need to wash my smack sock cuz i used it last night

by whoathebliss January 8, 2009

shacey

Every wants to be her.. A really pretty girl. Really nice, but has a spicy side. Don't mess with her or she'll go at your neck.

Person1: Did you see Shacey, she's so pretty
Person2: Yeah, but don't get on her bad side

by Kit jean September 24, 2016

pecker smack

The action of a male using his genitals to smack a (fe)male in the face, also called a "mushroom stamp"

"So, what did you guys do when you got home?"
"Oh, not a whole lot, she was randy so I gave her a pecker smack."

by capilla27 January 19, 2009

fag smack

(verb) To hit another across the face with a lit cigarette in hand. Similar to a 'bitch slap' but to greater effect.

"Hassle me about smoking again and I'll fag smack you"

by sundaycoma May 23, 2009

Head Smack

Slapping your (usually) left hand to your forehead as you lower your head to make quick contact with each other. Often done in response to someone doing or saying something stupid.

-A similar response to "Here's your sign........"

Person 1: "So no shit, there I was in the middle of the street, and some guy nearly ran me over!"

Person 2: *head smack*

by RocCityGoddess May 13, 2010

Ginger Smack

After having sex with a hot ginger babe, you smack your flaccid penis back and forth against her cheeks till her milky white skin turns a lovely pinkish hue.

I was all up in her last night braaaahhh and then finished her off with a ginger smack. How were the cheeks? Pretty n pink braaaaaahh. Pretty n pink.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2017