Sloshed

like two Weet-Bix in a litre of milk; that is now your body to blood alcohol level. Sloshed.
To be so drunk your now paralytic, nothing you say makes sense and gravity is now 100 X stronger

"Fuck it, let's get sloshed!"

by Sloshedaf March 12, 2018

slobster

one who slobs

"Hey you're the new slobster right?"
"Yeah now where's the children"
"Frick"

by hslave2 April 3, 2018

slosh goggles

Eye protection one wears while getting sloshed. A sacred accessory saved for special nights of extra hard drinking. Never wear your slosh goggles while not drinking.

Craig: Bro I’m trying to get sloshed tonight.
Joe: Same dude I think I’m gonna whip out the slosh goggles.
Craig: Send it!

by BigMoose69 June 9, 2018

Slos

refers to the act of throwing or tossing something

Hey man, slos me that charger

by Chloemyers614 June 16, 2018

Slobster

A girl that isn’t cute enough to fuck, so you settle for a blow job

Man, that girl was way too ugly to smash, definitely just a slobster.

by All_American_Rich July 15, 2018

Slopster

A man who can’t kiss

I had high hopes but he was a total slopster.

by Wtf2018 July 19, 2018

sloshed

a word commonly used by benny jaki when hes going on one

by fuck sir im getting sloshed on sunday

by john douse August 1, 2018