I'm so slossy, I could lick the smegma off a mountain-goat's taint.
I'm so slossy, I could eat the ass end of a menstrual skunk.
I'm so slossy, I could fuck Ann Coulter.
A term of endearment or pet name for someone you love, usually your wife/girlfriend or husband/boyfriend. Can also be directed towards a family member.
Is a cross between a Sloth, a Mouse, and a Fly. A Sloth because the head reminds us of a sloth, and sometimes the way the person looks. A Mouse because the profile pic or any other picture reminds you of a mouse. And a Fly because the person reminds you of a fly that circles round your head, is very annoying and hard to get rid of. The creature was first found under the name of R.L
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.