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ashlee simpson

(ash-lee simp-sun)noun; adjective; verb
Talentless singer. Slut. Got booed. HAH. Ugly. Wannabe punk. Annoying. Fake.
"0h My FxcKING GAWSH! itZ aSHLEE SIMpSON! She IS sOOO FxCKING raWKIng! OMG!111ONE!22!!!TWO!"

"Please...you're Ashleeing..."

Person one: "Okay, show them your 'Ashlee'"
Person two: 'Okay...um...OMG I dont give a dxmn what people think about me because I am such a rocker and I love rock music because I totally sing it and I so didnt lip sync, my lips were only moving while there was no sound. DURRR."
by Kaza July 16, 2008
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jessica simpson

a gorgeous woman with very nice boobs.she has a very hot body and very sexy legs.
jessica simpson is what most woman should look like
by carl911 April 19, 2006
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lisa simpson

The only character in "The Simpsons" that takes the fun out of everything that Homer and Bart do. Teamed with Marge, any episode revolving around these two can be dismissed as a waste of time and thus, Matt Groening should be kicked in the face for creating these characters' horrible personalities.
Fan1: Dude! Did you see that episode when Homer had the huge BBQ in his back yard?

Fan2: Isn't that when Lisa became a vegitarian and runied the whole outing?

Fan1: Yeah... Stupid Lisa...
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Ashlee simpson

A girl who thinks she punk. NOT! Pete Wentz can do way better than her!
Person: Ashlee Simpson?
Ashlee: Yes?
Person: Oh, you're the slut I saw.
by ASHLEESUCKSBALLS! February 17, 2008
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oj simpson

The Juice was loose and Nicole and Ronald ended up with the noose.
I guess Robert Blake was tryin' to pull an O.J. on his wife, but that didn't work, either.
by Mitch December 28, 2004
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OJ Simpson

1) A bad ass motherfucker

2) A real pimp

3) A nigger
1) Jake: "I wouldn't mess with OJ Simpson"

2) Bryce: "OJ Simpson was a proper pimp, most pimps just smack up their hoes, OJ killed his. He didn't take any chances"

3) Nick: "OJ Simpson is black"
by Adam Sobieraj July 7, 2010
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Mrs simpson

Loves slang loves seating plans will keep the class behind just for one person
Mrs Simpson loves keeping us behind
by Dhhebsks September 30, 2020
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