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kanuckle shuffle

The implementation of the middle finger's knuckle administered freely preceeding the initial use of the index finger to any part of the member's genitalia.
I had an itch in my ass so i kanuckle shuffled that ho!
by Dindi304 August 23, 2011
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turfle shuffle

when a fat kid shuffles his body.
the boys on the bus were talking about the turfle shuffle
by sushi-loverrr June 24, 2009
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Drunk Shuffling

Being able to shuffle 40% better while drunk because of the feeling of your feet sliding across the ground when your drunk or stoned.
That guy came in second place in the anual shuffle comp, if he were Drunk Shuffling he'd come first..
by LéKHOLE November 2, 2010
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Subway Shuffle

When riding the subway or metro and a person loses their footing because of the jerky movements of the train when it comes to a stop. This usually happens when people have their hands full with bags or are too busy using their phones to hold the handrails. This sometimes results in the person scrambling to not fall over but more often ends with them crashing in to other commuters and causing a commotion.
Dude, put down your phone before you end up doing the subway shuffle.
by Chewster February 3, 2015
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Seiko Shuffle

The act of shaking or in some other fashion oscillating your Seiko (or other automatic wristwatch that is not capable of being manually wound) automatic wristwatch for the purpose powering it up enough to begin ticking so that it may be set and worn. Perhaps more than any other movement, the Seiko shuffle has been made necessary by the ubiquitous 7s26 movement which has since been upgraded (and renamed) to include hacking and hand-winding.
My Seiko Orange Monster has stopped, so I'll need to do the Seiko shuffle the next time i want to wear it.
by Don Victor August 29, 2022
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organ shuffle

1. rough and passionate intercourse
2. violent and incontrollable dancing, typically hitting yourself in a way that would simulate the "shuffling" of organs
I can tell that girl got organ shuffled last night, she's walking like she had a baseball bat up her ass
by jitnem shaquavion March 20, 2023
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Seattle Shuffle

When you want out of a relationship and you have your homie tell a girl that you’re gay to get them off your back.
“Ryan you still going out with that girl?”

“Nah, me and Conor pulled a Seattle Shuffle on that bitch.”
by Your boi soggy shirt October 14, 2019
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