shmuck

a mariya

person 1: look HES BEING A MARIYA MAN

person 2: “a mariya” what does that mean

person 3: a shmuck

by imashmuck August 7, 2019

Shmack

The phrase used when 'Shmacking' a ruler against the forehead

He "Shamacked" his forehead with a ruler and said 'Shmack!'

by DragonQueen3456 August 8, 2019

Shmookie

A gay man with shmegma who Fucks another man and gets poopdick with his shmegma

Hey man clean your ass hole good next time some dookie came out on my shmegma and now I’ve got shmookie

by Shmooky September 5, 2019

shmick

adj. ugly as FUCK

can be used for male or female

“damn that bitch a whole shmick!”

by balloutt.q October 12, 2019

Shmuck

A word for a sado and doesn’t have friends

“You shmuck.” “You’re such a shmuck” “Yeah Charlie’s such a shmuck”

by Tehetea October 13, 2019

Shmuck

someone who has made silly and or idiotic move/assumption

man1: he said that i’m mentally ill
man2: wat a shmuck

by erwin george November 20, 2019

shmuck

the most attractive person alive in the world, especially if his name is sam

sam is the most shmuck person in the universe

by shmuck season November 21, 2019