smegma

smegma is a cheese like matter underneath the foreskin due to lack of hygiene

im gonna rub my smegma all over you

by anonymous January 7, 2025

smegmagician

An uncircumcised guy who's genital hygiene is so bad (accumulated smegma) that his prospective sexual partners always seem to vanish into thin air once foreplay has been initiated. The smegmagician ALWAYS has SOMETHING up his "sleeve".

You know, as a tool that helps him meet women at the club, Dave's use of slight-of-hand tricks has always been quite effective...too bad that his smegmagician's wand makes them disappear without a trace once they've set their gaze upon it.

by tj7with8 March 4, 2025

shmermal

(pronounced Sh-mer-ml)
Noun.
A classification of animal, specifically an animal that is so ugly that it's cute.
Examples of a shmermal include chihuahuas or winky the dwarf cat.
Originally created on the /r9k/ board of 4chan.

Aw, look at that shmermal, it's coming right towards us!

by Anonymous Pseudonym User April 12, 2025

SMEGMA MALE

SMEGA MALE IS SOMEONE WHO IS ABOVE SIGMA MALE ASWELL AS ALPHA MALE. DOESNT SHOWER EITHER.

SMEGMA MALE 🥶♿♿

by SMEGMUSANIMALUS February 8, 2026

Smegmaman

The name of a biological robot hero with a penis with a assortment of abilities. He shoots a stream off hot liquid. Shots of sticky glue. Out his skin tipped arm.

Smegmaman is the one hero that can save us

by Garrison parkour February 27, 2026

Smegmagician

Skanks (commonly found in Texarkana) who love to clean an unwashed cock. Smegmagians are hoping you have something up your sleave.

After that skank, April, slurped my rotten sausage, I was able to fap without making my hand stink later that afternoon. She's the best smegmagician on the streets.

by tj7with8 July 4, 2025

Smegma Cheese Sandwich

A sandwich made by putting smegma in a womans ass, letting it ferment for 1 week, and extracting it. Then, take earwax and mix it with the smegma, and ejaculate on the mixture. Served on wonder bread for the best taste.

Guy: I'm down to eat a smegma cheese sandwich with you.
Guy 2: Man what the fuck? Dont talk to me again!

by Shakespeare dihh August 6, 2025