baritone seal

1) The sound, during sex of any kind that involves a phallus (organic or otherwise), made by its quick (& sometimes painful) ejection from the cavity in which it was plunging. The resultant 'POP!' when echoed inside the cavity, is the baritone seal. The POP is, much like a freshly-opened pickle jar, the breaking of the seal.

2) The seal-like moaning sounds made, usually accompanied by sealion-esque bucking and thrashing, by certain types of sexual partners nearing orgasm.

1) "I was getting deepthroated by Theresa last night when I got excited and slipped out--you should have heard the baritone seal it made, bro! Sounded like a hotdog bustin in a microwave!"

2) Yo, I tried to hook up wit Robin last night, but she started letting out baritone seals when I went down on her--bitch was putting on a Sea World show, dawg!

by glandcyclops August 19, 2008

Lu-seal

an awesome person with on of the coolest names. also has the best hand wighting ever!

hey lu-seal!

you have a cool name
and

cool hand wighting!

by greatevil1 May 31, 2011

semen seal of approval

The act of approving a pornographic magazine by masturbating all over it.

Josh: How did you like that playboy.

Mike: It has my semen seal of approval.

by Joshua B-rooks July 6, 2012

Harp Seal

A harmless seal which suffers from polar bears.

The Harp Seal is currently suffering through the polar bears.

by World Record of gifting vbucks September 10, 2020

release the seal

The first trip to the bathroom after drinking alcohol. It is the first of many trips during the night. It is often best to wait awhile before performing this act and is often announced to everyone when you go.

"Sorry guys, I gotta go release the seal."
"Where's Billy at? Oh he's releasing the seal."

by fickla August 27, 2006

break the seal

When drinking alcohol ... you feel the urge to go to the toilet.... the longer you hold on...... the less you'll need to go to the toilet as you continue to drink.
The earlier you break the seal, the more you'll need to go to the toilet

Girl: "I needa go to the toilet real bad guys"
Group of Friends: "DONT BREAK THE SEAL"
Girl: "awww....."

by Maddo! March 29, 2007

seal

A person who always pops up for attention. Someone who has to make sure they get there two cents in, like a seal barking (ark, ark, ark, ark, ark!)

I was explaining something to Carol when seal had to butt in and give his opinion.

by donkeylobster May 31, 2006