The Seagull

“The seagull” fucking your girl on the beach, pulling your dick out, touching it to the sand then quickly slip it back in and watch her squawk like a seagull.

My girl told me she likes it rough, so I took her to the beach and gave her “The Seagull “.

by 2 fat guys! June 24, 2021

The Seagull

“The seagull” fucking your girl on the beach, pulling your dick out, touching it to the sand then quickly slip it back in and watch her squawk like a seagull.

My girl told me she likes it rough, so I took her to the beach and gave her “The Seagull “.

by 2 fat guys! June 24, 2021

The Seagull

“The seagull” fucking your girl on the beach, pulling your dick out, touching it to the sand then quickly slip it back in and watch her squawk like a seagull

My girl told me she likes it rough, so I took her to the beach and gave her “The Seagull “.

by 2 fat guys! June 24, 2021

Drunken Seagull Vomit

The result of a homeless man masturbating on the back of a holiday home owners back as they tan by their pool.

Alex woke up with drunken seagull vomit on his back

by Allen Charles August 16, 2021

Baguette Seagull

Is it a Baguette?
Is it a Seagull?
No!
It is both!
It is love.
It is hate.
It is happyness.
It is pain (french people know that).
It is everything.
It is nothing.
It is a Baguette Seagull

Person1: "what do you love the most?"
Person2: "a Baguette Seagull"

by Baguette Seagull November 20, 2021

Simon seagull

A very aggressive and sexually frustrated creature, who will fly after their victims much like a seagull going for chips. He then proceeds to pin them down and violently shove his feathered penis in to their orifices and proceed to aggressively shart on anybody who tries to stop him.

Luke- “Did you hear that noise?”
Jack- “Yeah! It must have been the local Simon Seagull!”

by The master cock November 24, 2021

Camp Seagull

Rob Klein

I took an upper decker in Rob Klein’s bathroom at Camp Seagull

by Rob Klein June 21, 2022