Scrump

A hand gesture in which you pinch someones entire face, as if to "squish" it.

"Don't scrump me, bro!"

by crzycrtny January 13, 2009

scrump

A group, or organization residing in northwestern Georgia.

"Oh shit, here come the scrumps!"

by scrump January 25, 2003

scrump

To dance to, or sing along with, a song. Often used as "nonsense" syllable or an acceptable replacement for syllables or words that are unclear (like "na" or "la").

When I heard their new single, I couldn't stop scrumping.

by Scrumperoo October 18, 2008

scumping

The act of laying a bed of toilet paper on a lavatory seat due to chronic concern about personal hygiene

by Bad Bear June 6, 2003

scrumpet

A kid who thinks he is tough while he really is not

This kid's a gutter scrumpet. He acts all hard but he was born from a family of puds.

by T. February 2, 2005

scrumping

Shen you spread week old bovril on your perenium and have your collie lick it up. You then proceed to jacknife said collie until you empty your gooey load over your girlfriend (who has been reaming herself with a baseball bat at the time

Oh man, I totally went scrumping last night.
My girlfriend still can't sit down and the dog keeps running away from me.

by dangerous dave April 13, 2005

scamp

To take without permission; to steal. Usually but not always with playful rather than malicious intentions.

One who scamps is said to be a scamper.

The stolen object is said to have been scamped. If it had a previous owner, he or she is also correctly said to have been scamped.

To rescamp is to take the object in question from its original scamper.

Scamping efforts are judged qualitatively based on creativity and resourcefulness. Victims of particularly good scamps are said to have been scamped bad or scamped hard.

Wayne scamped the last slice of pizza by telling Joe that there was a three-screen game of Super Smash Brothers 64 going on upstairs.

I didn't call fives on the seat, so Jill scamped it from me.

by Henderson House December 14, 2008