the scooter gang

a bunch of 16 yr olds from the sutherland shire who ride razor scooters to partys

robsta: we have to get the scooter gang together for the next party.
maceo: i reckon ay
lachie: this will be madddd

by robw91 October 21, 2007

wool scooter

Female genital. Synonym for vagina or pussy.

Dude #1 : Do you take the train or bus home?
Dude #2 : Neither, I gonna ride some wool scooter after work!

by Paul Roux October 24, 2007

DUI scooter

The scooter or moped you get when after you get a DUI and loose your license.

Mary: Hey, so I am thinking about getting a moped.
John: Like a cute Vespa scooter or a DUI scooter?

by TahitiHawaii August 22, 2009

Pooter Scooter

A threesome when a man lays on his back and penetrates the ass of a woman (anal), while also giving anilingus to another women.

Bruh 1: You ever had a threesome?
Bruh 2: ya bruh! This one time, in band camp, I was on my back with one chick giving me anal, while I ate out this other chick’s asshole. It was tight! Or should I say, they were both tight! Hahahahaha
Bruh 1: ahh dude, a classic pooter scooter!

by KnownPublicEjaculator November 7, 2018

Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about

A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.

Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?

by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019

Souter Cooter Polluter on a Scooter

While driving on your yellow Vespa past a female waiting at a bus stop you invite her to take a ride on your hog. When she approaches thinking you meant the yellow Vespa you flop out your other hog and yell "Check out this broad Marbury" at which point she will undoubtedly want to engage in intercourse. Just before you both are about to achieve simultaneous orgasm you must promptly reach into your backpack and retrieve your tukey baster which is then inserted in her cooter. Turkey gravy is then squirted deep into her fallopian tubes.

Agnes thought she was about to have the best Thursday ever, but instead her mysterious stranger pulled a Souter Cooter Polluter on a Scooter and now her box smelled like Thanksgiving.

by Slaughterhouse April 24, 2007

scooter tracks

A thin visible line of poop in your underwear, left either before or after taking a dump.
see skid marks

Dude, after my colonoscopy I had scooter tracks for 2 days.

by marx_01 October 20, 2005