Salmon Run

A shot of tequila, immediately followed by a double-shot of V8 juice, followed by a small glass of orange juice. Drink in rapid succession.

When you do a salmon run, the V8 and orange juice mask the unpleasant aftertaste of the tequila.

by big_fisch July 13, 2011

awkward salmon

Originated in the Hudson Valley, New York.

The akward salmon is another member of the awkward animal clan. It is probably one of the funniest ones out there.

During an akward silence, it works just like the awkward turtle to relieve tension.

You put one hand flat and then slap the other hand onto the flat one alternating back-front-back-front etc, to look like a fish slapping on the floor of a boat.

The sound is the best part.

So...last night I walked into my grandma and grandpa gettin' frisky.

...silence...

Uhh....AWKWARD SALMON *slapslapslapslapslapslap*

by The Awkward Expert December 18, 2007

simmonds

the last name of a small peson with an enormous cock usually asociates with people who have giantism

im a simmonds coz im a smaal person with a huge cuck

by bigdickmaster69 February 21, 2018

Samsonthesecondson

Samsonthesecondson is a thot,scammer, and lying twitch streamer that always scams his chat out of 24s, streams, inconsistent streamer and swears he is not a thot

Hey y’all ready for samsonthesecondson stream today? Oh you know that thot isn’t going to stream

by RNS_silent_ninja_stg December 30, 2021

cook salmon

Bang pussy so hard that it evolves to a lighter shade of pink like salmon cooking in an oven.

Fratstar 1: "Yo did you get with her last night?"
Frastar 2: "Ya man I cooked that salmon like it was a holiday dinner."

Fratstar 1: "Yo did you get with her last night?"
Frastar 2: "Ya man I had to cook salmon like it was a holiday dinner."

by bobned October 17, 2014

Sad Salmon

The most depressed fish that can ever exist. Its diet consists on Shak-zabs and Shakiballs. This bad boi can fit alot of gay in it. When you eat it, you have a slight chance of contracting the big gey. This certain type of salmon can fly out of the water by shitting itself.

Ur mom sad salmon

by Rathew91 September 18, 2018

Pink salmon

When a man medically becomes a women. This is done by a medical doctor turning the penis into a vagina.

Bobbies pink salmon came out really nice. “Ricky really liked being inside bobbies pink salmon”.

by Thanksgiving sandwich May 30, 2021