stress

Shit to remember every single second

I have been under stress lately bae don't have time to text you

by George Guru August 30, 2016

Stress Ball

When you cum in a condom, but you don't trust her not to try to get pregnant with it, so you tie it up and put in your pocket.

Now you have a homemade stress ball.

I made sure I took that stress ball with me.

by LesteerTheMolester August 27, 2024

stress burrito

A bundle of anxiety-causing issues that are thoroughly varied and yet make perfect sense together.

Jenny's obsession with cooking, neurotic devotion to cleanliness and fear of intimacy combined to form a stress burrito that led her to scream obscenities at anyone who intruded on her sacred kitchen space during dinner parties.

by wonkalicious November 15, 2013

Stress

2 essays for 20% each and 2 tests for 30%. Your first paper is due Thursday

“Yo, Ethan is so fucking stressed.”

“Isn’t he taking AMH2020? That class is stressful.”
“Can he even keep good grades, good social life, and a reasonable amount of sleep?”
“Haha, nope.”

by GoodOleKnag October 30, 2017

e-stress

Stress that comes from electronics

"I can't remember my passwords - I can't take anymore e-stress tonight"

by Zenmistress59 May 13, 2018

stress-af

while clipping your toenails, use another toe to press your calculator to finish your math homework. Practice until this act is entirely normal to you, and you can still do this even if you are unconscious. After that, using your left hand, write an essay related to astrophysics, in which the word count in this essay has to equal the number of neutrons in the galaxy. This pen-holding should require only 2 fingers, well, actually 3 fingers are the maximum. The remaining fingers are for clipping the nails, as said in the front of the definition. The remaining foot is for doing chores. Yes, this whole process is moving, not staying in front of a table. And oh also, do this whole thing outdoors, 31 degrees so you can get vitamin D at the same time, healthy. Ok, you should have one more right hand. Using that right hand, first, use the first two fingers and go on musescore and compose a 69-part fugue for your music assignment(and for entertaining purposes too)56 years later(according to psychopaths rules), the remaining fingers are to create a machine that can clone anything on Earth. Post this gadget, and while the news is booming, clone your right hand to finish every single piece of work. The mouth is for masturbating, in order to increase adrenaline and dopamine. Use tongue to help

Oh god, this is stress-af.

by adenHo August 28, 2022