Often used after a name when someone says/does something SUPER embarrassing or just SO STUPID you can't comprehend it.
Also used on funny pictures of people or animals looking super confused or doing something they normally wouldn't do, like they glitched.
Also used on funny pictures of people or animals looking super confused or doing something they normally wouldn't do, like they glitched.
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Get the .exe has stopped working mug.A mind state in which you believe to be a inventor, philosopher, genius, or possibly all. Caused when you have smoked to much weed.
A sure sign of being stoned is when you come up with ideas like an automatic basketball or you decide you can fly and Jesus was a robot.
A sure sign of being stoned is when you come up with ideas like an automatic basketball or you decide you can fly and Jesus was a robot.
Person 1: You know i was thinking that maybe if i inhaled enough helium i could fly. I also thought that if Jesus were a robot it would explain why he was so smart and could do all that kick ass shit.
Person 2:....
Person 1: I blew your mind didn't I
Person 3: Dude your talking to a pumpkin
Pumpkin: You are way to stoned
Person 2:....
Person 1: I blew your mind didn't I
Person 3: Dude your talking to a pumpkin
Pumpkin: You are way to stoned
by Jitts November 13, 2009
Get the Stoned mug.1.) The next step after stoopid, being
beyond stoopid
2.) Very dumb, clueless, confused,
retarded, and not smart
beyond stoopid
2.) Very dumb, clueless, confused,
retarded, and not smart
"That girl over there is so beyond dumb, shes stoopiy"
"Why does he even talk? Everything that he says is so stoopiy"
"Wait is she for real, that is the most stoopiy thing I have ever heard!"
"Why does he even talk? Everything that he says is so stoopiy"
"Wait is she for real, that is the most stoopiy thing I have ever heard!"
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Jamie: Hey man..Im feelin reallly nice right now..let's put on some music.
Steven:Okayyyy I'll do thatt (stoner smile)
Steven:Okayyyy I'll do thatt (stoner smile)
by 420Chick July 15, 2009
Get the Stoner Smile mug.The religion of stonerism; the belief that marijuana cures most physical ailments, the belief that the world would be a better place if everyone freely smoked weed; Stoners often believe marijuana is safter and a better high than alcohol.
practices include: smoking pot daily, frequently smoking out friends, occasionally smoking out strangers, wake-and-bake, temporarily doubting the wonders of weed before a sesh, moderate to obsessive praise of weed while or soon after getting high, the dillema between packing another bowl and getting up to ash the piece.
Non-smoking practices (edibles or a vaporizer) are usually combined with smoking practices in Stonerism unless a temporary physical ailment makes it impossible or hazardous to participate in the act of smoking.
See: Stoner- a person practicing Stonerism
Special Abilities of Stoners:
good functionality under the influence of marijuana, fluid thinking, the ability to understand concepts by a leap of logic or mild hallucinations, the rare/occasional and surprising ability to word a sentence elloquently while stoned.
practices include: smoking pot daily, frequently smoking out friends, occasionally smoking out strangers, wake-and-bake, temporarily doubting the wonders of weed before a sesh, moderate to obsessive praise of weed while or soon after getting high, the dillema between packing another bowl and getting up to ash the piece.
Non-smoking practices (edibles or a vaporizer) are usually combined with smoking practices in Stonerism unless a temporary physical ailment makes it impossible or hazardous to participate in the act of smoking.
See: Stoner- a person practicing Stonerism
Special Abilities of Stoners:
good functionality under the influence of marijuana, fluid thinking, the ability to understand concepts by a leap of logic or mild hallucinations, the rare/occasional and surprising ability to word a sentence elloquently while stoned.
Approximately 2% of the population practice Stonerism, almost the same percentage of the gay population (2.5-3%).
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