Chew the root

also said as "Chew Da Root"
1.oral sex
2. another way to tell someone to suck a certain part of the male body.

" That girl really knew how to chew the root."

" Hey why don't you chew da root!"

by JRabbit76 May 1, 2010

gag on this root

When someone makes you angry or just joking you say how about you gag on this root or also suck on this bird.

Bob: Your so stupid I swear
Brett:You can gag on this root

by Creator of gag on this root January 18, 2017

The Point of Root

The point of root is when one is at a point where there actions could not be any looser

Jim: Oi cunt look at that tradie over there, i think he has hit the point of root
Rod: Fucken oath he has, he's rootin a dead squirrel while taking a fat BOG down some poor cunts throat

by LooseOath from round the corna June 4, 2019

apple on the roots

Derived from the saying an apple doesn't fall far from the tree, this saying describes a person who is exactly like their parent(s), be that for better or worse.

Damn, he's a real apple on the roots.

by Coldbrew April 7, 2019

Mick and Rorty

Ok you ever read that book of captain underpants where they went to an alternate world? Yeah, like that, so, there is this dumbass scientist who sucks shit at alchemy and other things that reqiure at least 1 brain cell. And this smartass fucktard who has to follow this white wigga down the road as a human shield.

Dude 69: Hey dudes lets watch frick and morty!
Dude 420: No i like mick and rorty R-tard!

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 10, 2022

On the roots

To be on the autism spectrum; To have ASD (autism spectrum disorder)

Riley: hey why do you never make eye contact with anyone?
Jan: oh I'm on the roots

by UnwellTree January 15, 2022

zooter the rooter

zooter the rooter is a well known name for kye. absolutely spectacular in and out of bed

zooter the rooter back at it again pullin all the muffs

by kpky February 23, 2022