Ready Room

n. Captain Picard's secret bondage dungeon.

"Ensign Wesly Crusher, please report to the Ready Room for a Special ASSignment. And bring the leather slave outfit I bought you on Risa."

"But Captain, I'm not ready, and I don't have room!"

by Rob Aldred February 2, 2004

ready like spaghetti

the be easy , loose, ready for sex,
ready to hookup

After a few drinks I invited her back to my place cuz she was ready like spaghetti

by lucknugg October 23, 2008

Are you ready kids

The last words a child hears before being molested after feeling a pointy object hit there ass

The last thing I heard before I was ruffied and raped as a child was are you ready kids.

by Dan the car guy July 8, 2019

are you ready, boots?

statement indicating potential departure, time to leave, prelude to transport, potential point 'a' to point 'b'

from the 1966 nancy sinatra song: 'these boots are made for walking'

(note: those who actually play this lame song, PLEASE!! include the sax riff at the end, if only on guitar!!)

lets' hit the pickup bar, are you ready, boots?

are you ready boots?, START WALKIN'!! (saxophone)

by michael foolsley June 1, 2011

I’m single and I’m ready to mingle

Something someone might say when they are single and are going to masturbate and/or have sex for the first time

I just got a match on Tinder!

I’m single and I’m ready to mingle!

by RandomJack69 December 19, 2018

ready for the wild

I tested my feelings for you in the wild
result: they stand firm, stable and true

for details of the test procedure contact me
I think it is scientifically underpinned

ready for the wild

by Krkič July 5, 2019

Ready-er

Being more ready than ready

“I’m ready-er than I’ll ever be”

by flavor_flavvv September 6, 2019