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Realtime Shock

A term used to define the when there is no suspense built up to a scare in a movie or television show. Usually the shock comes out of nowhere or when the suspense has built up and faded.
Used in conjunction with the word value. As in "Realtime Shock Value"
"The realtime shock value in that film was amazing!"
by Ultiman123 January 9, 2009
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Realizationgasm

A realizationgasm is when you see an actor or actress in a movie and you know that you have seen them in another movie but you cannot remember what movie or which character they played until finally you hit the point of climax and remember who they played and in what movie! The resulting happiness and the joy you feel for remembering is a realizationgasm.
Tyler: ARGHH who is that girl?

Camille: we saw her in somthing what was it?

Tyler: Ohh Ohh AHH realizationgasm it is Mal from Inception! Ohh yess!
by TyBunk November 3, 2010
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Realtard

Someone who is operating in society and appears, by all means, to be "normal" and fully functional in their mental capacities. This person is not diagnosed as mentally challenged or retarded in any way, and yet they find ways to do things that are so stupid and moronic that they end up hurting themselves, ruining their careers and/or getting themselves posted on the news, YouTube and other social medias. The act is so bad, that it is disrespectful to those people in this world that actually do have mental retardation and/or are mentally challenged.
Example 1:
Did you hear about Plaxico Buress, the NFL player? He shot HIMSELF in the leg at a nightclub and now he's going to prison for 2 years. Man, that guy is a realtard.

Example 2:
That Tiger guy is a Realtard, he was the greatest golfer in the world and was on pace to break the record for Majors, but he could not keep it in his pants. When his wife found out, she chased him down the street with his own clubs and beat the shit out of his car until he crashed into a tree. That's about as Realtarded as it gets...
by Pablo Diablo 29 December 14, 2011
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Realist masturbator

A person who masturbates only to women/men that are in their league.
Yo dude Mike told me he only jerks off to fat chicks.

Yeah cause Mike's a realist masturbator.
by Elmo24 October 20, 2012
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Realizer

A hybrid between a womanizer and the realization of 'I-could-do-so-much-better-than-this-piece-of-shit'!
Basically, the guy who seemed interesting at first, but soon turns out to be the stepping stone to something better. A wake-up call for the inner romantic. A necessary failure in the ever-challenging dating game.
Samantha: So, how are things between you and Dave?
Candice: Don't even ask! It was, like, so great at first. But, after I met Ricky, I figured Dave was just a realizer.
by abwolverine February 7, 2017
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When you realize you have school this Monday

When you realize you have school this Monday and it's no longer the weekend and you didn't prepare for school.
When you realize you have school this Monday.....
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by TheAngryNerd June 7, 2019
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reality

"reality has become a commodity" -Steven Colbert
Steven "reality has become a commodity"
Guy "No its not"
Steven "OH YA just look it up on urban dictionary"
by curtis 109 February 4, 2007
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