Zipper Ripper

1 - (n) A woman who is so hot she causes men to develop an erection so hard it tears right through the front of their pants often blowing out the zipper in the process.

2 - (n) An erection that tears through the front of your pants.

1- Did you see the hot girl in the Fiat Superbowl commercial?!? She is a total zipper ripper.

2 - When Stacy took her clothes off last night I was so turned on I developed a zipper ripper.

by Funmunke April 9, 2012

snake raper

Much like a worm burner, it is a ball struck with such great velocity along the surface of the ground that it would "brutally molest" or skin the length of a snake. Usually applied in golf or soccer.

That awful tee shot that still went 80 yards was a real snake raper.

by ToddUncommon June 29, 2010

raper

if you are a rapper you are R kelly

if you are a raper you are still R kelly

R kelly is an amazing raper and rapper

by thechas3 November 30, 2020

Rapeproof

A woman so hideously ugly, no man or beast would even think about raping her.

Pooh: Damn our practice administrator Sue is one ugly bitch.

Eeyore: Yeah, she's so ugly even a pack of drunken prisoners wouldn't rape her.

Kanga: Yep, she's rapeproof.

by Hank Thompkins April 15, 2009

rappel

Any of various methods of descending a rope using controlled friction.

Please do not rappel unless there is no convenient alternative. At most crags it's easy to walk or scramble down.

by Bole July 3, 2008

Rectal ripper

A painful fart.

Ahhhh!! a rectal ripper rupture, l fear!

by I, Wreckerrr October 21, 2016

Goodie Raper

One who repeatedly takes advantage of the free stuff, often goodie bags, at certain events such as promotions at movie theaters, concert festivals, temporary kiosks at malls, etc.

This is often frowned upon by others if such a person is in a group.

"What the hell, man, you got, like, a million at&t sweatbands! Isn't that enough?"

"Uh, I just have six."

"Six? Just six? You fucking cunt, that's still too many!"

"Sorry"

"Don't be such a goodie raper!"

by Oodles and oodles of noodles! October 30, 2011